daanhowell:

someone stop this man 

daanhowell:

someone stop this man 

trust:

when ur plant dies

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counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

orangesage:

If you ever hate or are embarrassed by the Naruto fandom, just remember it didn’t join in an alliance with One Piece and Bleach and make something embarrassing like SuperWhoLock.

baby: a....a
mom: airplane? :)
baby: *deep voice* aoba
batreaux:

lonkin park

batreaux:

lonkin park

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

victoryspoon:

The Positron Sniper Rifle from NGE IS probably one of my all time favorite weapons ever.

"WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!"

"WE CAN’T DO SHIT!"

"WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO?"

"OKAY, HERE ME OUT. LET’S TURN OFF ALL OF JAPAN AND FIRE THE CONCENTRATED ENERGY WITH A SNIPER RIFLE THE SIZE OF A BUILDING.”

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LIKE FUCK YEAH, MAN.

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